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Wear Your Diagnosis

তোমার ক্যালকুলেটর রেজাল্ট এখন পোশাকে।

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Acute Toxicity Hoodie

তীব্র বিষক্রিয়া হুডি

"85/100 — ACUTE TOXICITY DETECTED" printed across the chest. Wear it to the office. Or don't.

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"Do Not Collect Mug" Mug

মগ সংগ্রহ করবেন না মগ

The resignation calculator verdict printed exactly as diagnosed. Handle with care.

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Diagnosis Sticker Pack

ডায়াগনসিস স্টিকার প্যাক

12 stickers. "Boiling Frog", "AI Replaced", "Golden Cage", and 9 more. Laptop-safe.

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Breakpoint Cohort

You're stable — but watching your skills erode is a slow way to die.

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