The Kamla Constitution

Everything here is a joke. Do not take career advice from a meme site.

kamla.bd is a digital performance art piece designed to critique the tech industry's culture of overwork ("hustle culture") and exploitation. If you find yourself offended, please submit a pull request to your sense of humor.

Naming real entities results in an immediate ban.

We are here to critique the industry culture, not specific individuals or organizations. Any content that targets specific people (doxing), companies, or identifiable groups will be nuked from orbit. Repeat offenders will be forcefully logged out and ghosted.

Users are solely responsible for their generated content.

kamla.bd acts purely as an intermediary platform. We do not endorse any user-generated content. By posting, you agree to indemnify us against any legal action resulting from your inability to read this document.

We use cookies to track your misery (and analytics). Deal with it.

Specifically, we use cookies for authentication (so you stay logged in to your shift) and basic analytics (so we know how many builders are clocking in). We don't sell your data because frankly, nobody wants to buy a list of burnout symptoms.