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Your PC didn’t get hacked. It committed suicide after seeing what kind of decisions its owner makes.

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That wasn’t a mistake, that was a live demo of why staging exists. Team learning moment

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The only thing faster than your deployment was the Product Manager writing your termination letter. Hope your resume is updated, because your code sure wasn't.

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